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Stevieslaw: Obama Did It

American conservatives are seizing on the timing of the end to the Obama’s vacation on Martha’s Vineyard on Sunday and the crash of the stock market on Monday. “Clearly, said spokepeson David Tuoplusto, the markets anticipate that with Obama back … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republican Candidates Shocked by Study

We have just learned that a blue ribbon panel, appointed by the RNC to advise their Presidential candidates on science, has concluded that all immigrants, even those here illegally, are of the same species as the rest of us—that is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming.

Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming. Our local newspaper, the CDT, in a largely successful effort to avoid reporting actual news, picked up a story today from Patrick Whittle of the AP that describes the migration of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: So Help Me…

Stevieslaw: So Help Me… Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned today that a conference call among all the Republican candidates for President has led to an historic agreement. Donna R. Member, RNC spokesperson, explained. “The candidates—including our front runner Donald … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Slightly Different Version

Stevieslaw: A Slightly Different Version A family member posted this recently. It’s been bothering me all week, as the version of the story I heard differs very slightly in some small details. I might as well give my take here. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trumped. Policy Statements from out Future President (1)

Stevieslaw: Trumped! Policy Statements from our Future President (1) The Donald spokesperson, Ima N.T. Fired, said today that front-runner Trump has revised his immigration policy. “The Donald is quick on his feet,” noted Mr. Fired, and is willing to modify … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA proposes bold new plan.

The recent shooting in a Louisiana movie theatre, when coupled with the trial of the Colorado movie theatre shooter, has many thoughtful people shaking their heads and murmuring, “what can we do, what can we do?” Fortunately, that is not … Continue reading

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