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Stevieslaw: Soon to be a war hero

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said yesterday, at a town hall meeting in New Hampshire, that he would not negotiate with Iran that he would be willing to put American troops into the fight against ISIS. Christie Spokesperson, Nednew Jobnw, … Continue reading

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Networks to Suspend Prime Time Programming

Stevieslaw: Networks to Suspend Prime Time Programming With Hillary Clinton poised to enter the 2016 Presidential Race, we can be assured that she is fully capable of raising as much or more money than her Republican adversaries. Indeed, The Center … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA Demands Cops Disarm

NRA Spokesperson, T.R.G. Finger, made it clear today that the wave of police violence sweeping the nation was giving gun enthusiasts a bad name and must be contained. Mr. Finger, who is best known for arguing before the Alabama Supreme … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Let Them Eat Cake

Stevieslaw: Let Them Eat Cake You’d be hard pressed to find anyone with a firmer belief that Lois and Louise are going to burn in hell for all eternity, married or not, than those religious fundamentalists on the right. And … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The LAGuide to Shedding the weight of Winter

It was pure coincidence that had me driving past the small a-frame that my Uncle Frankie and Aunt Ruth had lived in since before the beginning of time, just as an emergency vehicle pulled into their driveway. My aunt and … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Paranoia Relief Act of 2015

Stevieslaw: Paranoia Relief Act of 2015 In contrast to the States instituting Freedom of Religion Acts, we are told by informed sources that Vermont is poised to pass a Paranoia Relief Act. The law will provide free counseling and psychotherapy … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Onion Snow

Onion Snow On campus, we have retained a few stately trees, buds just forming forty feet above the stone gray concrete path I use to make my way to class. I leave my prints upon the leavings of the last … Continue reading

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