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Stevieslaw: Onion Snow

Onion Snow On campus, we have retained a few stately trees, buds just forming forty feet above the stone gray concrete path I use to make my way to class. I leave my prints upon the leavings of the last … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mothers for Manners

With the campaign season about to begin in earnest, many Americans long for a counterbalance to the lying and mudslinging. And today, we at Stevieslaw are pleased to announce the new watchdog/action group Mothers for Manners. The group will assign … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Indiana Goes One Up

Invigorated by their victory in making “The Religious Freedom Act” law, the Indiana State Legislature is taking up the knotty problem of identifying sexual identity,. “It is well known among people of deep religious belief,” said Jess Usis—spokesperson, “That even … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: At War with the Newts

Watchingforwar.com, a non-government agency, reported today that the United States is a close as it has ever come—excluding the Milo Minderbinder incident in World War II, to going to war with itself. As you may recall, Milo Minderbinder contracted with … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mr. Peabody’s Coal Train

Stevieslaw: Mr. Peabody’s Coal Train My old friend, John Prine, stopped by last night. He sang his great Kentucky song, Paradise,” and I joined in for the chorus. When I was a child my family would travel Down to Western … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Koch Brothers Compete

The story behind the story of the House and Senate budget bills, advanced by the Republican majorities this week, is the life-long competition between Charles and David Koch. “Growing up,” said David, “We competed at every level—like brothers do.” “Now … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: World Leaders Lining Up

. Republicans are attributing Ben Netanyahu’s big win to his protocol bending appearance before the United States Congress a few weeks before his election. As you no doubt recall, Bibi’s speech bashed Obama’s negotiations with Iran and to a large … Continue reading

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