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Stevieslaw: Whose Garden Was This?

No. None of my best friends are polar bears. I have never seen one in the wild and it seems unlikely that I ever will. So I was surprised this morning by my reaction—a profound sadness, to a U.S. Government … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Blows a Gasket

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Blows a Gasket When the phone rang at 11:30 this morning, I knew as I went to retrieve it that the call was from my Cousin Myron. He has been laying low since taking himself out of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Top 10 Reasons to Visit the Bellefonte Art Museum

The Top Ten Reasons Why You Need to Visit the Bellefonte Art Museum By Steven Deutsch. 1. There are nearly 150 local artists in their registry who have the opportunity to show and sell at the museum. These artists may … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Long May it Wave?

Stevieslaw: Long may it wave? E. Waugh, spokesperson for German Chancellor Angela Merkel, announced today that the Nazi flag would once again fly over the Reichstag Building in Berlin. Evelyn said, “While we all know that the Nazi regime was … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tea Ceremony

Tea Ceremony Sunday morning breakfast was as close as we could come to sacred ritual in our house. Mom slept in and dad would orchestrate in his best robe– the eggs here the butter there, and the coffee pot to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas

Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas Rick Perry suspended his Presidential campaign today, so that his entire staff can search for his “smart” glasses. Perry blamed his statement that the shooting of nine black people in South Carolina, “was an accident,” on … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill

Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill The FDA seems poised to approve an over-the-counter drug that will allow black people to appear in public as white. FDA spokesperson, Tchek Twice, said “it’s a consequence of continuing research into stealth aircraft—essentially adding … Continue reading

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