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Stevieslaw: Art Linkletter

Stevieslaw: Art Linkletter In the 50’s, Art Linkletter was the host of House Party in which he interviewed children in a segment entitled, “kids say the darndest things.” It later became the basis for a number of books and, later, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republican Support Change in Minimum Wage

Stevieslaw: House Repubicans Support Change in Minimum Wage In a startling development, Mime Mine, spokesperson for Congressman Paul Ryan announced today that he will fight for legislation that supports a change in the Federal mandated minimum wage. This is a … Continue reading

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You can buy Matzo Ball Soup

You can buy matzo ball soup in Boca Raton because my mom’s family, like the cast of a dozen sitcoms, streamed South in 1971 to trade subway cars and frostbite for shuffleboard and skin cancer along the coast of South … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: National Weather Service Tracking Rebecca

The National Weather Service announced today that it has begun to track another major weather event, termed Rebecca. Rebecca, or pleasant Tuesday, is scheduled to impact the entire nation on March 18th. No snow, sleet, hail, freezing rain, torrential downpours, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act

Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act The Kansas State Legislature, led by the compassionate Christian Right, seems poised to pass a bill that will guarantee the “safe passage” of some of its citizens through Kansas to the border … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando

Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, returned from Orlando, Florida today looking like something the cat dragged in. “That full body armor is heavy,” she complained. “But at least I made it back alive.” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Barry

Barry I made his bail in some crappy little courthouse in the Panhandle. I don’t recall the name for what he’d sold. The sun was high and the light had turned the town an astonished white. After, we ate biscuits, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My Voices Column for February

“You can do It!” The Emergency Laguide to Surviving February “I’m a good person,” was the first thing my Cousin Lou told me when they wheeled him to my car at the local emergency room. “And I have a reasonably … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett in “hes ohn werds”

Here at Stevieslaw, we will on occasion publish some inspiration words said as part of a presentation or interview given by one of our elected officials. Today, we have pulled out of an article by Marc Levy of the Associated … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NCAA Finally Acts

Stevieslaw: NCAA Finally Acts Based on the discovery that the top leaders of the Archdiocese of Chicago helped facilitate the abuse of children by failing to take action against abusing priests, The National Church Association of America announced today that … Continue reading

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