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Stevieslaw: Calendar of Events—Art Auction

The Inherited Wealth Club has announced the auction of recently looted 20th Century Art at 2 in the afternoon on May 1st (May Day). The club, which moved to a new home on the corner of 5th Avenue and 81st … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Guest Editorial

Here is a guest editorial from Tom Paxton. Buy a Gun for Your Son Words and Music by Tom Paxton Hallelujah, Dads and Mommies, Cowboys, Rebels, Yanks and Commies Buy yourselves some real red blooded fun. If you want to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Diminishing Need for the Poor

Stevieslaw: The Diminishing Need for the Poor. Branden Rand, spokesperson for the newly formed Council of the Exceptionally Rich, has never been afraid to voice his opinion. Now in his new book, Robots and the End of Poverty, he argues … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: All You Can Eat (Hy’s Song)

All You Can Eat Dad was banned for life from the all-you-can-eat places all up and down the Eastern seaboard. It was a wonder to see his likeness on a greasy “not wanted here” bulletin board at an Italian Smorgasbord … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Art Linkletter

Stevieslaw: Art Linkletter In the 50’s, Art Linkletter was the host of House Party in which he interviewed children in a segment entitled, “kids say the darndest things.” It later became the basis for a number of books and, later, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republican Support Change in Minimum Wage

Stevieslaw: House Repubicans Support Change in Minimum Wage In a startling development, Mime Mine, spokesperson for Congressman Paul Ryan announced today that he will fight for legislation that supports a change in the Federal mandated minimum wage. This is a … Continue reading

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You can buy Matzo Ball Soup

You can buy matzo ball soup in Boca Raton because my mom’s family, like the cast of a dozen sitcoms, streamed South in 1971 to trade subway cars and frostbite for shuffleboard and skin cancer along the coast of South … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: National Weather Service Tracking Rebecca

The National Weather Service announced today that it has begun to track another major weather event, termed Rebecca. Rebecca, or pleasant Tuesday, is scheduled to impact the entire nation on March 18th. No snow, sleet, hail, freezing rain, torrential downpours, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act

Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act The Kansas State Legislature, led by the compassionate Christian Right, seems poised to pass a bill that will guarantee the “safe passage” of some of its citizens through Kansas to the border … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando

Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, returned from Orlando, Florida today looking like something the cat dragged in. “That full body armor is heavy,” she complained. “But at least I made it back alive.” … Continue reading

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