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Stevieslaw: TH Today-Spontaneous Combustion

The New York City Police and Fire Departments have ruled out arson as the cause of the fire that leveled Fox News Headquarters on the Avenue of Americas today. No one was hurt in the incident. Fire Department spokesperson, Gladys … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My Fragile Condition

My Fragile Condition In my glory days, I’d get rejections from all the best journals. Once or twice there was even a penned note from some assistant to the assistant editor, hinting at how close I had nearly come. These … Continue reading

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Stevieslaws: TH Today-Cheney Apologizes

Facing a hypothetical question as to whether or not using “enhanced interrogation techniques” on the grandparents and grandchildren of detainees as they watched would have crossed the line to torture, former VP Dick Cheney turned beet-red and stammered, “I never … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw:Tomorrow’s Headlines Today: Banks Urge Caution

With the Senate poised to approve the omnibus spending bill and B.O. ready to sign it, the major banks are already giving thanks to the representatives of the people for an outstanding Christmas gift. “The roll-back of the Dodd Frank … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today (3)

A Paul Ogist, spokesperson for the Republican caucus, stated today, “The Senate Report on torture has summoned Republicans in both the House and the Senate to call for a Grand Jury investigation into the role of George Bush, Dick Cheney … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today

In a story picked up by newspapers across the country, The New York Times reported today that Republican Attorney Generals had united with fossil fuel energy companies to help fight the EPA on clean air and water regulations. “These energy … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today

Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today President Xi Jinping of China will take the United States to task for “atrocious human rights violations.” “Trade relations may very well suffer in the face of continuing American hypocrisy,” he will be quoted as saying.

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