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Is That What’s Bothering You, Bunkie?

Is That What’s Bothering You, Bunkie? The LAGuide to Never Giving Up. By Steve Deutsch At Stevieslaw, we believe the first law of parenting is to give your child a locally recognizable name and, if at all possible, one that … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Reelect Them All

Remember when Mitch McConnell said in 2010, “It is not disrespectful to either the office or the man to say that this president is not equipped with vast experience—particularly in foreign affairs. We must then, to ensure that the nation … Continue reading

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Full-a-beans: The LAGuide to Fame through Blogging

“Full-a-Beans:” The LAGuide to Fame (if not fortune) through Blogging. I don’t believe I’ve even written about my great aunt Edna in this column. For one thing, I’m not really sure what a great aunt is. For another, I have … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: House to Sue Penn State

House Republicans, led by hard charging John Boehner, announced today that they will sue Penn State University for something or other. “This is in addition to our suit against Obama, clarified Johnny. It is important for House Republicans to show … Continue reading

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Cousin Myron and the Sweet Smell of Success

Cousin Myron and the Sweet Smell of Success I was surprised when Cousin Myron called and asked me to meet him at the specialty deli across from the library downtown. Myron, the rich, red-headed math whizz, had instructions from his … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Party, Party

According to this morning’s CDT, State College has been named the fourth most exciting place in Pennsylvania behind Pittsburgh, West Chester and Lancaster. The ratings were announced by Devon Buechler, a public relations associate for the real estate firm, Movoto. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Modest Proposal

Remember when your mother would tell you, “You should be ashamed of yourself?” I do and I was. It was the worst feeling. Unfortunately, it seems like some people did not have functioning moms—or perhaps they have simply forgotten them … Continue reading

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